Michael Moore is distributing his newest film, Slacker Uprising, free through his website. We fully support his mission of getting slackers off their asses to vote. If you take the time to watch the movie, you’ll learn that no election since 1968 has had a voter turnout of more than 56%. My mother says that this election is a referendum on the intelligence of the American people. I agree, but I also think we’re being tested on our laziness. We can’t offer you ramen noodle and clean underwear, but we can ask you very nicely: If you aren’t registered, please go do so here. Right. Now.

To watch the entire film, click here.