
So, a guy is walking through the woods, and all of a sudden he hears a gunshot and hears a bullet go whizzing past his ear. He quickly realizes it’s hunting season, and tries to announce his presence to the shooter, “I’m not a deer!” he screams. He continues walking, and again, another gunshot. This time it goes whizzing past his ear and hits a tree trunk right in front of him. “I’m not a deer!!” he screams again, this time much louder. Then, he hears a rustling and turns around and sees the hunter who has been shooting at him. “Why were you shooting at me!?” he asks incredulously. “Didn’t you hear me scream and tell you I’m not a deer?” “Oh, oh, oops,” the hunter replies. “I thought you said you were a deer.”


