The winner for weirdest and yet somehow most obvious conspiracy theory to burn up YouTube of late is that which postulates Jay-Z is a Freemason/an Illuminatus. The evidence presented is rather undeniable: apparently Jay-Hova associates with wealthy white men, makes hand gestures and designs clothing containing silkscreened imagery.

The greatest rapper alive has gone on the record to deny the allegations but that’s what they do, isn’t it?

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